Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply… Gertrude Stein
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society.… George Bernard Shaw
Men marry women with the hope that… Albert Einstein
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over… Oscar Wilde
So, if we lie to the government,… Bill Murray
It's a funny thing that when a… Robert Frost
Love is like an hourglass, with the… Jules Renard
It's amazing that the amount of news… Jerry Seinfeld
Married men live longer than single men.… Johnny Carson
The past actually happened but history is… A. Whitney Brown
Whenever people agree with me I always… Oscar Wilde
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful… Bill Murray
A conference is a gathering of people… Fred Allen
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It… Oscar Wilde
The silliest woman can manage a clever… Rudyard Kipling
Some people like my advice so much… Gordon R. Dickson