Money can’t buy love, but it improves… Christopher Marlowe
A critic is a man who knows… Kenneth Tynan
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He… Oscar Wilde
When you take stuff from one writer… Wilson Mizner
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage,… Benjamin Franklin
A man doesn’t know what happiness is… Frank Sinatra
Women are meant to be loved, not… Oscar Wilde
I grew up with six brothers. That's… Bob Hope
An archaeologist is the best husband a… Agatha Christie
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Mark TwainThere are three rings involved with marriage:… Woody Allen
Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored… James Joyce
A woman's mind is cleaner than a… Oliver Herford
When you are courting a nice girl… Albert Einstein
I would never die for my beliefs… Bertrand Russell
You can't blame gravity for falling in… Albert Einstein